Dec 22, 2023

Santa has visited us and filled our stockings! Sadly, he gave us coal only because we're such naughty boys. Luckily, we used said coal to power our "Turn Orphans Into Presents For Chris and Steve Machine"! Oops ;)

Dec 21, 2023

KA-BLAM! THE HOT CHOCOLATE HAS EXPLODED! OH DEAR GOD I HAVE MARSHMALLOW WEDGED IN MY ABDOMEN! SO MUCH BLOOD

Dec 19, 2023

We try "regular" American Candy that have a "twist" on it AKA something we've never seen before! Just like A STABLE DEMOCRACY AM I RIGHT?!

Dec 17, 2023

Chips that are unique? What's next, popcorn that does your taxes?! I don't know man I'm tired

Dec 15, 2023

Candy Bars from over the seas! D'ya think they were made by pirates? That's the only reference I have for the seas.